Echo Location

"Ping!"

"Quit it."

"Ping!"

"Quit it, this ain't no submarine."

"It's not? Then why do I have this periscope?"

"That ain't a periscope, it's a tennis ball tube and a couple of those little mirrors ladies keep in their purses."

“So? I built something useful from available materials. We do that all the time. Ping!”

“You don't quit pinging I'll ping you right outta this van.”

“Pi... okay, ordering silent running. Run silent, run deep, Mr Baracus... Whoa, wait, something on sonar. Awooga! Awooga!”

“What the heck?”

“The enemy below! Decker! Dive! Dive! Dive!”

”Below? Dive?”

“Okay, behind us then! Drive! Drive! Drive! Man the torpedo tubes!”

“We ain't got no torpedoes.”

“Depth charges?”

“No, fool, submarines don't have depth charges, depth charges are used against submarines.”

“So now you're saying this is a submarine?”

“What? No, I... Shut up, fool! You're gonna make me as crazy as you!”

“Ping.”

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