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Title: Not Funny |
Not Funny
"Hannibal, this is the best birthday gift ever!"
Hannibal turned in the front passenger seat.
"Thanks, Murdock, I thought you'd like it."
Face glared. "'The Big Book of Terrible Jokes' is better than a gold watch?"
"Terrific, not 'Terrible'," Murdock corrected. "And you won that watch in a card game."
"I did not!"
"It was engraved, 'To our dear son Ted on his graduation'."
"Well... um, there must have been a mix up at the engravers."
"Come on, Murdock, give us another joke." Hannibal said. Face and BA groaned.
"Okay... what do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire... Frostbite."
Hannibal and Murdock roared with laughter and BA and Face groaned again.
"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, 'So do you know how to drive this thing?'"
BA growled.
"How man ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A right ear, a left ear and..." Murdock put on his best William Shatner voice, "space, the final front-ear."
BA slammed on the brakes throwing everyone forward. The Big Book of Terrific Jokes flew from Murdock's hands. BA caught it in mid air, wound down his window and tossed it out into the night.
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