Document Reference number #5897, obtained as part of the Congressional Investigation into the activities of General Hunt Stockwell.

TOP SECRET

Transcript of conversation, recorded on hidden microphones

Langley Residence Games Room

Friday 23rd October 1986

Time 21:06

 

[sound of door opening]
SMITH	Okay, who's up first?
MURDOCK	Me!
BARACUS	No you ain't, it's me and Face.
[sound of door closing]
MURDOCK	No, it’s definitely me, cos I won the last game on Wednesday.
BARACUS	You didn't win, you just drove everyone outta the room with your crazy jibber jabber.
MURDOCK	Ergo, I won by default. Default! Default! Default!
BARACUS	Shut up, fool, I'll default you right now.
SMITH	Now, guys, cool it. No game of pool, however enjoyable, is worth dying over.
MURDOCK	Okay, okay. Face…
PECK	Huh? Oh, whatever, Murdock, you wanna take my spot?
MURDOCK	Since you insist, Lieutenant, I shall be delighted.
BARACUS	[incoherent growling noise]
[sound of pool balls being arranged and broken]
SMITH	Where'd Frankie go anyway?
PECK	His turn with Carla tonight.
SMITH	Oh, I thought it was BA's.
BARACUS	Naw, man, I got Wednesdays.
SMITH	Oh yeah. How does it go? Murdock has Monday, Face has Tuesday, BA, Wednesday, Face, Thursday, Frankie, Friday, Face, Saturday, me Sunday.
MURDOCK	There's definitely something funny about that schedule.
PECK	Hey, that's the way the lady wanted it.
SMITH	Lady? Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about Carla.
MURDOCK	Eight ball in the side pocket.
BARACUS	In your dreams, sucker.
[sound of ball being sunk]
MURDOCK	Oh yeah! Bow down before the pool God.
SMITH	Nice shot, Captain.
MURDOCK	Lap of honour!
[sound of running]
BARACUS	Okay, quit it.
PECK	There's such a thing as milking it, Murdock.
MURDOCK	The winner and still champion of the all comers gilded cage pool championships, the one and only H.M. Murd... [incoherent choking noises]
SMITH	BA, he's turning blue. Let him go.
MURDOCK	[incoherent gasping noises]
BARACUS	I hate gloaters.
SMITH	Come on, Face. Grab your cue.
[sound of pool balls being arranged and broken]
MURDOCK	Nice break, kemosabe.
[sound of pool balls being struck and sunk]
BARACUS	Well, this ain't gonna last long.
SMITH	Heard from Tawnia lately, Face?
[sound of pool ball jumping off table and landing on floor]
PECK	Um, yeah, she's fine.
SMITH	And Amy?
PECK	Ah, yes.
MURDOCK	And Rina?
BARACUS	And Lesley?
PECK	Yes, yes, they're all fine, and the kids are all fine, thanks very much.
SMITH	They need any more money? How much of your share of the bank robbery money you still got anyway?
PECK	Plenty.
SMITH	That's good. Hey, anyone notice how nauseous Carla looked this morning?
[sound of pool ball jumping off table]
SMITH	Nice catch, BA.
[sound of door opening]
ABLE SIX	General Stockwell will be here in ten minutes.
[sound of door closing]
MURDOCK	Stockwell, great! Think he'll have another fun adventure vacation for us to go on?
SMITH	I hope so. Another mission credit. I just know we'll have our pardons any day now.
BARACUS	Yeah. General Stockwell is such a great guy, isn't he?
PECK	He's the best! I really admire him. So charming.
SMITH	And funny, don't forget funny.
MURDOCK	You know, this sounds silly, but I think he's kind of cute.
PECK	Murdock! I knew it, I've seen the way you look at him.
MURDOCK	I know, but a hot guy like that is never going to go for a dud like me. But maybe one day I'll work up the nerve to tell him how I feel.
PECK	(singing) Murdock and Stockwell, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
[sound of door closing]

Transcript ends.

Time 21:35

I believe this transcript confirms the suspicions previously raised that the subjects do in fact know about the hidden microphones in the Games Room. However I do think it may be worth checking if operative Carla will be requiring maternity leave in the near future.